Back When It Seemed Somewhat Relevant...

I did this...

Your Pal,

Zambo.

Liger Sketches...

Rationalization

Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much.
[laughs]
Door Gunner: Ain't war hell?

"Full Metal Jacket" (1987)

The Best Statement I've Heard in a Long Time...

Everybody's children are so special. It makes you wonder where all the ordinary grown-ups come from.

Maria, "Code 46" (2003).

Quote for a Sunday Night...

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Westley, "The Princess Bride" (1987).

Finally Friday...

I don't hate people. I just like it a lot better when they're not around.
Henry, "Barfly" (1987)